that's love baby! stick your dick in the vidoe slot.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

hi! if you’re new here, welcome to funnierwhenobjectum, a blog for posts that are funnier when you’re objectum! but i’m sure you could figure that out from the url and blog description lol.

as of june 25th 2023, i’m the mod of this blog! vinny, the previous mod, left for mental health reasons and i’m taking it over in his place. anything tagged with new mod posts was posted by me, and anything not tagged with that was posted by vinny in the past.

a little about me i use they/them pronouns, i’m objectum (obviously) and posic, and i’m mainly into tech. i have a human-bodied alterhuman partner and two object partners: twice (he/they/it), my nintendo 3ds, and saint (she/they/it), my laptop. you can also find me at @computerqueer, my personal objectum blog!

any hate sent to this blog will just be deleted, so don’t waste your time. if you have any questions, i’ll do my best to answer them!

Pinned Post new mod posts not funnier objectum os/or objectophilia posic posic+ and if you're wondering the blog icon is a 3ds because it's what twice looks like <3
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daemonhxckergrrl

fully exposed electronics, like the actual circuitry, that's high art. that's the appreciation of nudity. it's bold and brazen and yes, a bit horny.

translucent shells and casing ? girl that's lingerie, that's seduction and teasing. little bits of exposed wires and recessed reset switches, being able to see almost everything....that's more than "a bit" horny

queerboylover

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fleshdyke

my brother just called the mississauga towers hot ?

fleshdyke

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we’re visiting family in mississauga rn and he just said “i havent seen the hot towers in a minute” why would he say that

khaos-x4

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edjicatrydau

I'm betting he meant to say he hadn't seen the towers in a hot minute. But fucked it.

fleshdyke

no he doubled down multiple times. he finds these towers attractive

the-haiku-bot

no he doubled down

multiple times. he finds these

towers attractive

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

agenderrobotsposts

@funnierwhenobjectum

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